Prisons install stairlifts as number of elderly inmates goes up

As an added benefit, they can get a hair cut and have their teeth cleaned as they ascend the stairs.

Man hit by cruise ship sliding door wins £14million in compensation

Some things never change. Let’s face it – if this happened to a woman she’d get less and wouldn’t be Continue reading →

Girl, 4, released from cat scratching post after getting head stuck

Ah, poor kid. Glad they got her out. Back in the 70’s, my sister got her head stuck in a Continue reading →

Wrong: There are bread rolls in this restaurant toilet

Toilets like this make me paranoid. You never know when an employee is going to open the door and ask Continue reading →

Man asks if he should take his dog to the vet only for Twitter to pile in

Thanks for sharing. Here is a picture of my cat, Sooty, who looks like a block of wood.

Dog jumps out third-floor window after a cat – is saved by his giant ears (owners claim)

Yes, of course. There’s nothing like a trip to the Lake District to watch the basset hounds soaring high above Continue reading →

Kim Kardashian reveals her secret to the perfect cleavage – and it sounds painful

PLEASE NOTE – Kim Kardashian has large breasts and a big bottom. So cop a quick look and get over Continue reading →

An intern left a hidden message for his employer on a Post-It

This raises some important questions and startling revelations. For example, if he wrote the note on the first day of Continue reading →