There’s going to be a remake of Kindergarten Cop – but Arnold Schwarzenegger won’t be in it

Still waiting for the remake of Turner & Hooch.

NASA finds ‘Earth-like’ planet in ‘habitable zone’

Great news! Now, let’s go ruin that one too!

Meet 73-year-old Sheila, the oldest topless model in Britain

It’s good to see a woman breaking age-related stereotypes and continuing to do what makes her happy, despite what others Continue reading →

A giant iceberg has killed 150,000 penguins, say scientists

That’s it! I’ve had enough. I am sick and tired of the negative press surrounding icebergs. First the Titanic, now Continue reading →

WATCH: This is the moment Sir Paul McCartney was turned away from a Grammys after-party

Beck, clearly shaken by the incident, claimed he was a loser and asked someone to kill him. Paul and Woody, Continue reading →

Elton John reveals he and David Bowie had been feuding for 40 YEARS

The cause of the feud is simple – Elton was on The Muppet Show and David was not. But David Continue reading →

Jilted lover cuts ALL joint possessions in half and sells them on eBay

Perfect gift ideas for that special someone who already has one half of all possessions following a break-up! Some assembly Continue reading →

Couple with combined age of 187 get engaged; prove you’re never too old for love

  Trio with combined age of 187 get engaged; prove you’re never too old for bigamy.