Woman sits next to couple breaking up on a plane and live tweets the whole thing

Please take a few moments now to locate your nearest exit. In some cases, your nearest exit may be behind Continue reading →

Topshop are ditching their unrealistic mannequins

Great Idea! Now all we have to do is get every other retailer to do the same; remove all those Continue reading →

Donald Trump’s in hot water yet again

I don’t think he’s President material. For example, his plan to hide all of America’s problems under a massive comb-over. Continue reading →

Just a woman riding a motorbike completely naked (but she does have a helmet on)

That Kate Middleton! I thought her wild days were behind her. Now there’s nothing behind her.

Woman with ‘granny bum’ loses her entire bottom after botched bum lift

Her doctor says her bum problems are behind her.

Mother ‘eaten alive’ in her home by thousands of blood-sucking bed bugs

Looks like a bad case of German Shepherds to me. While you sleep, German Shepherds lead their herds of sheep Continue reading →

How did a boy survive for 42 minutes underwater?

Wait a minute – who was timing him? You’d think that when he reached the three minute mark they’d get Continue reading →

When health and safety went out of the window

Actually, planet Earth is overpopulated, so please do carry on regardless. Thanking you in advance.