Mistaken for a Lawyer … or a Factory Worker

So far, I’m really enjoying teaching primary school. It’s endlessly entertaining. Kids say the darndest things. I had a class Continue reading →

Mistaken for a Lawyer … or a Factory Worker

So far, I’m really enjoying teaching primary school. It’s endlessly entertaining. Kids say the darndest things. I had a class Continue reading →

For Lovers of Surrealism, Magic Realism & Weird Fiction

When I started Kadath Press back in 1996, my Web site received visitors from around the world. By far, the Continue reading →

For fans of all things dark, gothic, twisted, surreal, and just plain different …

Fans of all things dark, gothic, twisted, surreal, and just plain different should dive into my blood-soaked, surrealistic homage to Continue reading →

Once Upon a Time in Transylvania

Fans of twisted, surreal spaghetti westerns might want to check out my homage to the lost film “C’era una volta Continue reading →

In honour of Twin Peaks Season 3 – FREE eBook for lovers of absurd, surreal wit!!

Bring a pot of absurdity to a boil then add liberal doses of humour, two cups surrealism, and a pinch Continue reading →

Chapter 1

It didn’t care if you were human. What died in the forest stayed in the forest.

The Strange Story Behind “C’era una volta in Transilvania” (AKA: Once Upon a Time in Transylvania)

Acknowledgements Someone once said ‘write what you know’. So here’s to all those years spent in a dark basement, nestled Continue reading →