Prisons install stairlifts as number of elderly inmates goes up

As an added benefit, they can get a hair cut and have their teeth cleaned as they ascend the stairs.

Dead Snow 2: Red vs. Dead – Film Review

When a Norwegian ski bum gets locked in an arms race with a dead Nazi, negotiations are complicated by pesky Continue reading →

Man hit by cruise ship sliding door wins £14million in compensation

Some things never change. Let’s face it – if this happened to a woman she’d get less and wouldn’t be Continue reading →

Protected: Zombeaver!!

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Girl, 4, released from cat scratching post after getting head stuck

Ah, poor kid. Glad they got her out. Back in the 70’s, my sister got her head stuck in a Continue reading →

‘It’s basically a stick’: TfL reveals new ‘gadget’ to pick up items from track – but not everyone is impressed

  In a sudden burst of inspiration and creativity, TFL staff banded together in an effort at making trains run Continue reading →

Ebola panic on Canary Islands nudist beach after illegal immigrants turn up showing signs of fever

They escaped persecution and strife. Made a life-threatening voyage across land and sea. Exhausted, hungry and afraid they somehow carried Continue reading →

Wrong: There are bread rolls in this restaurant toilet

Toilets like this make me paranoid. You never know when an employee is going to open the door and ask Continue reading →