Tesco worker pays tribute to the fallen with deep-crust remembrance pizza

These are a wonderful, thoughtful idea; but very awkward when pinned to my lapel. In addition, got bothered by birds, Continue reading →

Farmer turns family car into a sheepdog named Floss

      Unfortunately, he ran over his new dog. In tribute to her, he will make a scooter.

How did this hamster destroy a home and kill three animals?

  Fire department response times would greatly improve if only homeowners would lock up their giant hamsters. They scare fireman; Continue reading →

Furious girlfriend leaves deep scratch marks on ex-boyfriend after argument over a blanket

  The blanket was fine.  

American woman has stretched her neck to five inches with a brass coil

You got to have a dream, If you don’t have a dream, How you gonna have a dream come true? Continue reading →

Rotting corpse was left in suitcase in busy station’s Left Luggage for a month

Who in their right mind takes the time and energy to carry a corpse around in a bright yellow suitcase Continue reading →

Fish with human-like teeth and reported tendency to chew on testicles discovered

South American tourist agencies are quick to point out that nude bathing is still alive and well in their waters. Continue reading →

Scarecrow dressed as policeman fools and annoys motorists

It only leaves its post to harass ethnic minorities.