Shock Waves

A group of American tourists regret taking the economy tour when they end up in a creepy island resort with Continue reading →

Guy has stomach pain, turns out to be parasitic ‘twin’ with teeth growing inside him

Stresses the importance of seeing your doctor for your annual evil-parasitic-twin-with-teeth check.

An afternoon exploring the ditches in Shoreditch

I was exploring ditches in Shoreditch when I saw what appeared to be the aftermath of a wedding party. I Continue reading →

My John Hughes Moment

I went to see Ferris Bueller’s Day Off with three friends. I ended up drawn into the film in more Continue reading →

Trio get their McNuggets out for trip to McDonald’s

New adult menu at McDonald’s – two White Russians served with chilled buns.

Builder breaks arms and legs in fall, survives on urine for a week

He couldn’t have done this himself. Obviously, some good Samaritan helped him. In fact, if I came across a man Continue reading →

Cannabis ‘is 114 times safer than alcohol’

Wow, that’s some news; but I’m afraid it might be lost on its target audience. I can’t see heavy cannabis Continue reading →

Newly released White House pictures show immediate aftermath of 9/11 attacks

“I’m sorry, Mr. President – you’re going to have to put your trousers on now.”