Wrong: There are bread rolls in this restaurant toilet

Toilets like this make me paranoid. You never know when an employee is going to open the door and ask Continue reading →

What We Do in the Shadows (Extended Review)

What comes to mind when you hear the words “New Zealand”? If you are thrilled by the overstated, perhaps director Continue reading →

Man asks if he should take his dog to the vet only for Twitter to pile in

Thanks for sharing. Here is a picture of my cat, Sooty, who looks like a block of wood.

Dog jumps out third-floor window after a cat – is saved by his giant ears (owners claim)

Yes, of course. There’s nothing like a trip to the Lake District to watch the basset hounds soaring high above Continue reading →

Kim Kardashian reveals her secret to the perfect cleavage – and it sounds painful

PLEASE NOTE – Kim Kardashian has large breasts and a big bottom. So cop a quick look and get over Continue reading →

An intern left a hidden message for his employer on a Post-It

This raises some important questions and startling revelations. For example, if he wrote the note on the first day of Continue reading →

Man does ‘MDMA and cocaine, steals ambulance then masturbates in police custody’

  Basically all he’s done is combine an entire semester of university into one day.

Morrisons has launched a foot long sausage roll and it only costs £1

  I hope and pray that one day, when asked how tall I am, I will be able to proudly Continue reading →