100-year-old man says key to long life is daily mixed grills and red wine
Maybe that’s true, but let’s not discount the advantage of wearing a shirt and cardigan that blends in with the Continue reading
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Shoppers slam Peacocks for selling inflatable ‘perfect woman’ that doesn’t ‘nag’
A friend of mine bought one. His wife had a go at him for wasting money. Then he couldn’t figure Continue reading
A man was called a t**t by a water company in a letter they sent to customers
They neglected to mention that Tom wandered the neighbourhood stark naked, singing “Yellow Submarine” at the top of his voice Continue reading
Zoo ‘paints black stripes onto donkeys to make them look like zebras’
When a busload of rambunctious children arrived to see the donkeys, quick-thinking staff – realising their error – snatched up Continue reading
Swedish crown jewels stolen by thieves who escaped on a speedboat
It was later revealed that all security features surrounding the jewels were purchased at IKEA. Oh well, live and learn.
This guy is going places
Eureka! If I buy one and carefully remove the lawnmower, I think it could be used to help people with Continue reading
Grandfather uses 11 smartphones attached to a bicycle to play Pokemon Go
He becomes very annoyed when the grandkids arrive. He simply cannot understand their generation’s need for talking, listening, relating, learning, Continue reading
Virtual reality trampolines, a sweet shack and three-storey waterslides: the classic British cruise ship gets a £70m makeover
All great ideas! All they need now are marine sound effects sent directly to passengers’ mobile phones, wave simulators placed Continue reading
Trapped on a rock floating in space 