I went to use the loo in my own flat, but had to buy a caffè mocha first. I think Continue reading
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Supermarkets can’t decide what to remove first: the chicken or the egg? The debate rages on.
A flock of seagulls stole my chips and I ran, I ran so far away. I just ran, I ran Continue reading
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Maybe that’s true, but let’s not discount the advantage of wearing a shirt and cardigan that blends in with the Continue reading
A friend of mine bought one. His wife had a go at him for wasting money. Then he couldn’t figure Continue reading