Hammer test ‘shows London Underground tube seats are really dirty’

Now I know why Thor, God of Thunder, rarely takes the tube.

Girl uses paint roller to apply fake tan, doesn’t quite work out the way she’d expected

My how British fashion has changed. Used to be people wanted to look powder-white with just a small painted on Continue reading →

Couple find lizard in can of tomatoes

I don’t see what the big deal is. This could have been avoided if only she read the warning on Continue reading →

Man orders laptop on eBay and gets a photocopy of it instead

Hmmm. I ordered a photocopy of a laptop and got a laptop instead.

Mum-to-be shows off incredible gymnastic skills while eight months pregnant – with twins

That’s how she got pregnant in the first place, oddly enough.

Woman named Heidi Creamer allegedly beat up her twin sister over a vibrator

I still prefer the classic Cain and Abel story I learnt in Sunday school, but it is interesting to note Continue reading →

George Bush breaks neck in fall at home

In related news, former Prime Minister Tony Blair has turned into a drooling, mindless, blubbering wreck and climbed up a Continue reading →

Guy puts unlucky-in-love sister up for sale on eBay for £50

Is there no end in sight? I think it’s a disgrace how women are objectified in the media. Now they Continue reading →