My Transylvanian Adventures

    The Lone Wanderer Arrives Backpack pulling down on your shoulders. Luggage rolling beside you like a loyal pet. Continue reading →

Elderly man could be charged with criminal damage for cutting the grass outside his home

Coming soon to BBC 4, it’s “Lawnmower Man”. Sir Michael Caine plays a pensioner with a lawn mower out to Continue reading →

Snowpiercer – Film Review

    When several angry passengers in third class get tired of the food, Captain America tries to upgrade them Continue reading →

Jilted lover spends a week in KFC to try and get over her ex

This is a disturbing trend. In recent years, more and more young people are moving back home with their parents Continue reading →

The top three things you never want to find in a jar of Marmite

The top three things you never want to find in a jar of Marmite: 3. Insects 2. Human hair 1. Continue reading →

You Can’t Rush Quality

  Every Thursday at lunch hour, I run a design club for my year 3 and 4 students. During the Continue reading →

Rebellious owl almost arrested for refusing to move for police

Under intense questioning, police asked him what happened to the mouse. He kept his cool. His defiant blank stare gave Continue reading →

Mistaken for a Lawyer … or a Factory Worker

So far, I’m really enjoying teaching primary school. It’s endlessly entertaining. Kids say the darndest things. I had a class Continue reading →