Boris Johnson refuses to apologise for saying women in burkas look like letterboxes

Maybe that’s true, but I remain open-minded and inclusive. I gave a woman in a burka a letter to my Continue reading →

Do you think it’s okay to interfere in someone else’s relationship?

I think you should avoid relationships altogether. They will only get you and everyone else into trouble. Divert your energies Continue reading →

Poundland starts selling things for more than £1 sparking fears that the end is nigh

Ignoring popular opinion and common sense, I bravely walked along the well-trodden Gillingham High Street. During my brief sojourn, I Continue reading →

Fisherman pulls Uzi submachine gun out of canal in London

Chuck Norris dropped it when he leaned over the edge to check his moustache in the reflection.

My Award-winning Short Films!

I made this short film with an old, silent, hand-cranked Bell and Howell 16 mm camera, while I was studying Continue reading →

Brilliant pictures capture the absolute HORROR of being attacked by a flock of seagulls

This happened to me once …. and I ran, I ran so far away. I just ran, I ran all Continue reading →

Is this song stuck in your head too?

Remember that eighties song “We Don’t Have to Take Our Clothes Off”? Upon reflection, I think that might be true; Continue reading →

‘Appalling’ ‘English-only’ rule at Lidl sparks Welsh row

Outrageous! I was asked to leave one of their stores for speaking Klingon. I was naked and sleeping in a Continue reading →