I think you should avoid relationships altogether. They will only get you and everyone else into trouble. Divert your energies into something more positive and constructive, such as sheep shearing or collecting aluminium foil. Or follow my lead – grow a beard, move into an isolated cabin, raise wild dogs and scream at the shadows.

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