OAP’s attempt to suicide bomb a bus fails after his antique grenade doesn’t go off

This will signal the end of the once popular ‘Free Bus Pass and Hand Grenade for Seniors’ scheme.

This ‘egg’ was found in a man’s body

Children are being forced to grow up far too quickly. Just hide the Easter eggs in the grass and let Continue reading →

A hospital texted a dead man asking him to rate his experience in A&E

Please rate your hospital experience by selecting one of the following numbers: 10 – Excellent 7 – Good 5 – Continue reading →

There’s going to be a remake of Kindergarten Cop – but Arnold Schwarzenegger won’t be in it

Still waiting for the remake of Turner & Hooch.

There are magic mushrooms growing in the grounds of Buckingham Palace

This accounts for Prince Philip’s behaviour over the last five decades.

KFC unveils the UK’s first EDIBLE coffee cup – the Scoff-ee cup (geddit?!)

If KFC, Costa, Starbucks and Pumpkin can combine this with drinkable coffee, then they may be on to something.

Pastor who claimed Starbucks made ‘semen lattes’ admits he’s been ‘tempted’ by gay lifestyle

Sometimes a doctor will send a man to the washroom with an issue of Playboy and a cup, but I Continue reading →

KFC launches breadless mega-burger with the role of the bun played by fried pieces of chicken

The production of this environmentally friendly, carbon neutral product is powered solely by electricity harnessed from Colonel Sanders spinning in Continue reading →