Would you help your friend get away with murder?

Helping cover it up was fine. It was the cannibalism that really tested our friendship.

NASA finds ‘Earth-like’ planet in ‘habitable zone’

Great news! Now, let’s go ruin that one too!

Snowed-in cat digs hole for freedom

So anyway, the cat escaped and the useless person who stood there filming died of starvation. Remind me – which Continue reading →

What We Do in the Shadows

Fans of Flight of the Conchords will rejoice at the arrival of this acclaimed horror comedy / mockumentary. While Flight Continue reading →

Meet 73-year-old Sheila, the oldest topless model in Britain

It’s good to see a woman breaking age-related stereotypes and continuing to do what makes her happy, despite what others Continue reading →

This Just In … Being a Child is Not What it Used to Be …

Sad news: the Tooth Fairy faces three years in jail after being charged with burglary of a dwelling. Police say Continue reading →

A giant iceberg has killed 150,000 penguins, say scientists

That’s it! I’ve had enough. I am sick and tired of the negative press surrounding icebergs. First the Titanic, now Continue reading →

WATCH: This is the moment Sir Paul McCartney was turned away from a Grammys after-party

Beck, clearly shaken by the incident, claimed he was a loser and asked someone to kill him. Paul and Woody, Continue reading →