If it’s any consolation, when Jennifer Aniston dies they’ll viciously attack her ability to solve quadratic equations and use gel Continue reading
I don’t think he’s President material. For example, his plan to hide all of America’s problems under a massive comb-over. Continue reading
That Kate Middleton! I thought her wild days were behind her. Now there’s nothing behind her.
In Canada, we have a variation on this superstition. If you are given a watch and it has “Made in Continue reading
Her doctor says her bum problems are behind her.
Looks like a bad case of German Shepherds to me. While you sleep, German Shepherds lead their herds of sheep Continue reading
Wait a minute – who was timing him? You’d think that when he reached the three minute mark they’d get Continue reading
Life is a series of completely random events dictated by simple chemical reactions. Good night everyone!
Trapped on a rock floating in space 