Newly released White House pictures show immediate aftermath of 9/11 attacks

“I’m sorry, Mr. President – you’re going to have to put your trousers on now.”

Period Princesses: Disney Princesses prove periods (and period stains) are nothing to be ashamed of

Hello, I’m Jafar. You may remember me from the Disney movie “Aladdin”. I’m here to talk to you about anal Continue reading →

NASA finds ‘Earth-like’ planet in ‘habitable zone’

Great news! Now, let’s go ruin that one too!

Jilted lover cuts ALL joint possessions in half and sells them on eBay

Perfect gift ideas for that special someone who already has one half of all possessions following a break-up! Some assembly Continue reading →

Couple with combined age of 187 get engaged; prove you’re never too old for love

  Trio with combined age of 187 get engaged; prove you’re never too old for bigamy.

Embarrassed by your coffee order? You’re not alone

It’s a free world. You should be able to order whatever you want. However, generally not a good idea to Continue reading →

Man receives reply to message in a bottle… after 44 years

The reply said: “I’m sorry, we can’t read your handwriting. Can you please type it and re-send?”

Have police given up on cannabis offences?

So far this morning, I’ve learned that police have given up on policing “traditional crimes” and now cannabis offenses. I Continue reading →