PC Josh Higgs during the Police raid on Dulwich cannabis farm as part of Operation Hawk in London. Picture by GLENN COPUS
So far this morning, I’ve learned that police have given up on policing “traditional crimes” and now cannabis offenses. I think I know why. Look carefully at the picture above. Did you know that 75% of officers investigating cannabis farms get their hats blown off by large fans left running by thoughtless criminals? Have you ever tried to find a policeman’s hat in a giant room full of large cannabis plants? It is estimated that 56% of police officers’ time is spent looking for lost hats; many of them are never recovered. I think you know where I’m going with this – we need to make electric fans illegal.
Trapped on a rock floating in space 