Newly released White House pictures show immediate aftermath of 9/11 attacks

“I’m sorry, Mr. President – you’re going to have to put your trousers on now.”

Period Princesses: Disney Princesses prove periods (and period stains) are nothing to be ashamed of

Hello, I’m Jafar. You may remember me from the Disney movie “Aladdin”. I’m here to talk to you about anal Continue reading →

Leviathan – Film Review

In the Old Testament, the word “leviathan” refers to a sea monster; but the Old Testament has lost some of Continue reading →

OAP’s attempt to suicide bomb a bus fails after his antique grenade doesn’t go off

This will signal the end of the once popular ‘Free Bus Pass and Hand Grenade for Seniors’ scheme.

A hospital texted a dead man asking him to rate his experience in A&E

Please rate your hospital experience by selecting one of the following numbers: 10 – Excellent 7 – Good 5 – Continue reading →

There’s going to be a remake of Kindergarten Cop – but Arnold Schwarzenegger won’t be in it

Still waiting for the remake of Turner & Hooch.

There are magic mushrooms growing in the grounds of Buckingham Palace

This accounts for Prince Philip’s behaviour over the last five decades.

KFC unveils the UK’s first EDIBLE coffee cup – the Scoff-ee cup (geddit?!)

If KFC, Costa, Starbucks and Pumpkin can combine this with drinkable coffee, then they may be on to something.