Of course you can buy a swimsuit that make you look like an avocado

  Buyer beware. Before attempting this swimsuit, thoroughly check the beach for lime juice, salt, onion, cilantro, tomato, garlic, and Continue reading →

New home’s front door totally blocked by a bus shelter

Part of government’s grand scheme to get less people living in homes and more people living in shelters.

Human Ken Doll’s nose could fall off if he has more surgery

  Now he’s a Human Mr. Potato Head. A slight downgrade from Ken that will take some getting used to, Continue reading →

Human photobombs gopher – results in incredibly cute selfie

  It’s horrible how she beheaded that gopher; but at least police were able to wrestle her to the ground Continue reading →

Why are trainers washing up in Canada with rotting human feet inside?

I don’t want to tell police how to do their job, but perhaps they should focus on interviewing people who Continue reading →

Tesco worker pays tribute to the fallen with deep-crust remembrance pizza

These are a wonderful, thoughtful idea; but very awkward when pinned to my lapel. In addition, got bothered by birds, Continue reading →

Farmer turns family car into a sheepdog named Floss

      Unfortunately, he ran over his new dog. In tribute to her, he will make a scooter.

How did this hamster destroy a home and kill three animals?

  Fire department response times would greatly improve if only homeowners would lock up their giant hamsters. They scare fireman; Continue reading →