To truly embrace the avocado trend before its timely demise (please, please let the avocado trend die soon), you must become the avocado.


Buyer beware. Before attempting this swimsuit, thoroughly check the beach for lime juice, salt, onion, cilantro, tomato, garlic, and cayenne pepper swimsuits. If you get mashed together, young men will flock over demanding to dip their tostadas.

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