Furious girlfriend leaves deep scratch marks on ex-boyfriend after argument over a blanket

  The blanket was fine.  

Fish with human-like teeth and reported tendency to chew on testicles discovered

South American tourist agencies are quick to point out that nude bathing is still alive and well in their waters. Continue reading →

Mystery as massive snowballs the size of snowmen’s heads wash up out of the sea

I don’t want to tell police how to do their jobs, but they should be canvassing neighbourhoods and interviewing homeowners Continue reading →

14 things only winter runners know

Headline should read: People Who Run in the Winter Only Know Fourteen Things

Skeleton of man missing for 18 years turns up in alleyway three weeks after his wife died

In a second equally startling turn of events, police analysed the above photo and found the desiccated, greyish severed head Continue reading →

Ex On The Beach star Holly Rickwood gets flour-bombed on night out

The situation escalated when a series of hooded men dressed in black raced forth and covered her with 1 tsp Continue reading →

Teacher who turned classroom into ‘baby fight club’ faces 40 years in prison

I can see the movie now – John Travolta and the voice of Bruce Willis in “Look Who’s Fighting”.

Woman named Heidi Creamer allegedly beat up her twin sister over a vibrator

I still prefer the classic Cain and Abel story I learnt in Sunday school, but it is interesting to note Continue reading →