The situation escalated when a series of hooded men dressed in black raced forth and covered her with 1 tsp baking powder, a dash of turmeric, 75ml of sparkling water, and 75ml of lager beer. Bystanders became alarmed when a sixth hooded figure raced forth and started to stir her with a wooden spoon until she was smooth and lump-free. Fearing she would be deep fried, they called the police.
Trapped on a rock floating in space 