Woman found guilty of murdering husband after parrot kept repeating ‘don’t shoot!’

However, with the parrot under intense scrutiny, prosecutors could not explain why the husband hollered “Hello” and “Pretty Bird” moments Continue reading →

The Ta-Ta Towel is here to save you from the horror of underboob sweat

    I’m proud to admit that I was part of the multinational team that developed the Ta-Ta Towel. I Continue reading →

You don’t have to buy anything in Starbucks to be able to use to their loo anymore

I went to use the loo in my own flat, but had to buy a caffè mocha first. I think Continue reading →

Town flooded with chocolate after storage tank spilled across roads

In related news, a lorry packed with nuts skidded across the chocolate road and tore wide open upon tearing through Continue reading →

Thug wielding Samurai sword filmed threatening to ‘slice’ ice-cream van worker

In related news, the film rights have been snapped up by Steven Seagal. His next direct-to-DVD opus will be called Continue reading →

Supermarkets have removed these items over the egg contamination scare

Supermarkets can’t decide what to remove first: the chicken or the egg? The debate rages on.  

Girl ordered to close 50p lemonade stall and fined £150 by council officers

Poor little girl. I suppose she will have to make the most of living under the council’s evil regime. Somehow, Continue reading →

Woman’s tattoo nightmare will make you think twice about messing with your brows

  The simplest solution is always the best. She should immediately return to the tattoo artist and get a very Continue reading →