You don’t have to buy anything in Starbucks to be able to use to their loo anymore

I went to use the loo in my own flat, but had to buy a caffè mocha first. I think Continue reading →

Town flooded with chocolate after storage tank spilled across roads

In related news, a lorry packed with nuts skidded across the chocolate road and tore wide open upon tearing through Continue reading →

Thug wielding Samurai sword filmed threatening to ‘slice’ ice-cream van worker

In related news, the film rights have been snapped up by Steven Seagal. His next direct-to-DVD opus will be called Continue reading →

Supermarkets have removed these items over the egg contamination scare

Supermarkets can’t decide what to remove first: the chicken or the egg? The debate rages on.  

Girl ordered to close 50p lemonade stall and fined £150 by council officers

Poor little girl. I suppose she will have to make the most of living under the council’s evil regime. Somehow, Continue reading →

Woman’s tattoo nightmare will make you think twice about messing with your brows

  The simplest solution is always the best. She should immediately return to the tattoo artist and get a very Continue reading →

Restaurant gives diners water pistols to fight off chip-stealing seagulls

A flock of seagulls stole my chips and I ran, I ran so far away. I just ran, I ran Continue reading →

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