Londoners hire snipers to kill foxes in their gardens

  You’re no one until you have your own garden sniper. My family had nothing but a bearded guy with Continue reading →

Drugstore Cowgirl

Back in the 70’s, my little sister was horsing around and got her head stuck in a turnstile, at the Continue reading →

Almost half of Brits are too scared to have a poo at work

A sad situation. My advice is simple and straight forward. Speak to your employer. Invite him or her to your Continue reading →

(I Can’t Get No) Sanitizer

I can’t get no sanitizer, I can’t get no sanitizer ‘Cause I try and I try and I try and Continue reading →

Ghost Story

In a recent issue of Fortean Times (recommended reading), I learnt that Mitch Winehouse claims Amy Winehouse’s ghost returns to Continue reading →

Down by the Bank III

Episode 3: Mystery at the Old Town Dump This is about more things I saw down by the bank. Here Continue reading →

Down by the Bank II

Episode 2: The Stuff This is about things I saw down by the bank. I threatened a series, so here Continue reading →

Down by the Bank

Episode 1: The Ties that Bind This is about things I saw down by the bank. It might become a Continue reading →