Out of body experiences: Life after death is a real phenomenon, British scientists find

  Been there and came back because I forgot my proof of address. Preferably a letter from my bank or Continue reading →

A goth claims she was ‘ridiculed’ by staff at Tesco

  They neglected to mention that the staff included Andrew Eldritch, lead singer of The Sisters of Mercy and former Continue reading →

Fan of bagged salad leaves? It could give you salmonella!

The solution is simple. In a completely sterile environment, spend hours sewing additional pockets into your coat. Be sure to Continue reading →

Thousands sign up for community service after failing to read terms and conditions

Buyer beware. I hastily ordered some online pet insurance for my six year old cat. Now I am operating a Continue reading →

Naked woman gets stuck upside down and dangling from tree

I’m really inspired! I was walking through a remote wood the other day when I heard anxious cries for help. Continue reading →

Of course you can buy a swimsuit that make you look like an avocado

  Buyer beware. Before attempting this swimsuit, thoroughly check the beach for lime juice, salt, onion, cilantro, tomato, garlic, and Continue reading →

New home’s front door totally blocked by a bus shelter

Part of government’s grand scheme to get less people living in homes and more people living in shelters.

Human Ken Doll’s nose could fall off if he has more surgery

  Now he’s a Human Mr. Potato Head. A slight downgrade from Ken that will take some getting used to, Continue reading →