Farmer turns family car into a sheepdog named Floss

      Unfortunately, he ran over his new dog. In tribute to her, he will make a scooter.

How did this hamster destroy a home and kill three animals?

  Fire department response times would greatly improve if only homeowners would lock up their giant hamsters. They scare fireman; Continue reading →

Furious girlfriend leaves deep scratch marks on ex-boyfriend after argument over a blanket

  The blanket was fine.  

Fish with human-like teeth and reported tendency to chew on testicles discovered

South American tourist agencies are quick to point out that nude bathing is still alive and well in their waters. Continue reading →

Mystery as massive snowballs the size of snowmen’s heads wash up out of the sea

I don’t want to tell police how to do their jobs, but they should be canvassing neighbourhoods and interviewing homeowners Continue reading →

14 things only winter runners know

Headline should read: People Who Run in the Winter Only Know Fourteen Things

Skeleton of man missing for 18 years turns up in alleyway three weeks after his wife died

In a second equally startling turn of events, police analysed the above photo and found the desiccated, greyish severed head Continue reading →

Ex On The Beach star Holly Rickwood gets flour-bombed on night out

The situation escalated when a series of hooded men dressed in black raced forth and covered her with 1 tsp Continue reading →