The Washing of Hands

Recently, I was in a large bookstore and had to urinate. I decided to find the washroom, rather than let Continue reading →

List of Banned Children’s Books

Despite the best intentions of authors and publishers, every year books are banned by councils and districts around the world. Continue reading →

Woman finds ‘alien’ in a bottle of vinegar

1) Highly advanced, intelligent being leaves safety of distant home planet 2) Navigates perilous journey, carrying message of peace 3) Continue reading →

There’s a petition to block MP’s pay rises and it already has 365k signatures

I’m dead against it. I think all MPs should be paid with pieces of aluminium foil and small bits of Continue reading →

What Would the World be Like if I was in Charge?

If I was in charge, I’d announce that everyone could wake up whenever they wanted to. I’d explain that my Continue reading →

‘Neurotica’ Kindle Edition is FREE for a Limited Time on Amazon!!

KADATH PRESS IS VERY PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE … … my short story collection ‘Neurotica’ is FREE on Amazon for FIVE Continue reading →

Waiting in the Chemists

I was just waiting in the chemists. The title gave that away, but there’s more. I’m not going to tell Continue reading →

I was told to use my sense of humour – and I WARNED them!!

Today, I shocked my students during a trip to the Science Museum. They asked excitedly: ‘Sir, what are we doing Continue reading →