Brilliant pictures capture the absolute HORROR of being attacked by a flock of seagulls

This happened to me once …. and I ran, I ran so far away. I just ran, I ran all Continue reading →

Is this song stuck in your head too?

Remember that eighties song “We Don’t Have to Take Our Clothes Off”? Upon reflection, I think that might be true; Continue reading →

‘Appalling’ ‘English-only’ rule at Lidl sparks Welsh row

Outrageous! I was asked to leave one of their stores for speaking Klingon. I was naked and sleeping in a Continue reading →

Woman found guilty of murdering husband after parrot kept repeating ‘don’t shoot!’

However, with the parrot under intense scrutiny, prosecutors could not explain why the husband hollered “Hello” and “Pretty Bird” moments Continue reading →

The Ta-Ta Towel is here to save you from the horror of underboob sweat

    I’m proud to admit that I was part of the multinational team that developed the Ta-Ta Towel. I Continue reading →

You don’t have to buy anything in Starbucks to be able to use to their loo anymore

I went to use the loo in my own flat, but had to buy a caffè mocha first. I think Continue reading →

Town flooded with chocolate after storage tank spilled across roads

In related news, a lorry packed with nuts skidded across the chocolate road and tore wide open upon tearing through Continue reading →

Thug wielding Samurai sword filmed threatening to ‘slice’ ice-cream van worker

In related news, the film rights have been snapped up by Steven Seagal. His next direct-to-DVD opus will be called Continue reading →