“Partly wrong with a chance of being right: Weather forecast”

Tomorrow we can expect more hot air followed by rising hyperbole, clouded judgment and foggy notions. American Friends of Tel Continue reading →

Woman receives £77,000 pay out after being run over by her own dog

I don’t want to sound prejudice, but ALL dogs are bad drivers. They can’t possibly operate a fast moving vehicle Continue reading →

Of course you can buy a swimsuit that make you look like an avocado

  Buyer beware. Before attempting this swimsuit, thoroughly check the beach for lime juice, salt, onion, cilantro, tomato, garlic, and Continue reading →

New home’s front door totally blocked by a bus shelter

Part of government’s grand scheme to get less people living in homes and more people living in shelters.

Human Ken Doll’s nose could fall off if he has more surgery

  Now he’s a Human Mr. Potato Head. A slight downgrade from Ken that will take some getting used to, Continue reading →

Forget Toni & Guy, this man cuts hair with a samurai sword

Good to see a young person seizing the reigns, putting his spin on ancient customs for the betterment of his Continue reading →

There’s a creepy guy in a cloak dropping raw meat in playgrounds

He was followed by a guy in a white cloak dropping pieces of Quorn. Meanwhile, the future of the human Continue reading →

Human photobombs gopher – results in incredibly cute selfie

  It’s horrible how she beheaded that gopher; but at least police were able to wrestle her to the ground Continue reading →