A really smelly poo in the middle of a carriage caused a train to be cancelled

As a result, the new London Underground audible passenger warning says: Mind the crap.

Mum horrified after her son discovers a spider in a loaf of Hovis

Hovis needs to get their act together. I bought a Hovis Medium Bag of Dead Spiders from an Asda in Continue reading →

Now you can clean your teeth using black toothpaste

Finally goths and emos, once resistant to the brush-once-a-day mentality, can enjoy the same degree of oral hygiene formally reserved Continue reading →

Boy, 3, scared to use the toilet after he was ‘drop-kicked by girl in Nando’s bathroom’

My neighbour’s son was dropped-kicked by a thirteen year old girl in in the KFC ladies toilet and he couldn’t Continue reading →

Teen leaves tip covered in poo for waitress

In some cultures this may be an acceptable social custom, although after years of intense research I have yet to Continue reading →

This Primark shopper got more than she bargained for when she checked the label of her new dress

I was shocked when I bought a bargain shirt and a message on the tag read: “My name is Juan Continue reading →

Farmer builds 30ft wall of hay to ‘annoy neighbours who blocked his planning permission’

He has two brothers. One brother made a wall out of sticks and the oldest brother made one out of Continue reading →

Chancellor claims driving trains is so easy ‘even a woman could do it’

  Actually, if women were driving them maybe they’d run on time for a change. I say we try it.