Mum horrified after her son discovers a spider in a loaf of Hovis

The photographer set himself up in their living room, waiting for years – unsure he’d get the shot before some other photographer camped out elsewhere, anxiously watching people open bags of bread through their lens. Many dedicated photographers starve to death waiting for the perfect photo of someone opening a bag of bread to find a dead spider. Won’t you please help?

Hovis needs to get their act together. I bought a Hovis Medium Bag of Dead Spiders from an Asda in Bromley. When I got home and opened it, I was disgusted to find a loaf of bread inside. Hovis said it was unlikely it entered the bag during production. I refuted such suggestions, saying that the package was completely sealed, ruling out the possibility of the loaf of bread climbing into the bag during transit. This is still under investigation. In the meantime, somehow I find the strength to carry on.