Girl uses paint roller to apply fake tan, doesn’t quite work out the way she’d expected

My how British fashion has changed. Used to be people wanted to look powder-white with just a small painted on Continue reading →

Man clings onto ladder through car window while travelling at 50mph

I’m not superstitious, but best avoid walking under it – at least until they pull over.

Couple find lizard in can of tomatoes

I don’t see what the big deal is. This could have been avoided if only she read the warning on Continue reading →

Man orders laptop on eBay and gets a photocopy of it instead

Hmmm. I ordered a photocopy of a laptop and got a laptop instead.

Mum-to-be shows off incredible gymnastic skills while eight months pregnant – with twins

That’s how she got pregnant in the first place, oddly enough.

Woman named Heidi Creamer allegedly beat up her twin sister over a vibrator

I still prefer the classic Cain and Abel story I learnt in Sunday school, but it is interesting to note Continue reading →

George Bush breaks neck in fall at home

In related news, former Prime Minister Tony Blair has turned into a drooling, mindless, blubbering wreck and climbed up a Continue reading →

Guy puts unlucky-in-love sister up for sale on eBay for £50

Is there no end in sight? I think it’s a disgrace how women are objectified in the media. Now they Continue reading →