Boy, 9, suspended after threatening to make friend vanish with One Ring
When he tried to get back into the school the principal bellowed: “You … Shall … Not … Pass!!!”
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Is Automatic Writing for You?
To my knowledge, automatic writing was first formally introduced as a literary technique by André Breton, founder of surrealism. Apparently, Continue reading
Bestselling author, researcher and medical pioneer’s obituary opens by describing her as ‘overweight’ and ‘plain of feature’
If it’s any consolation, when Jennifer Aniston dies they’ll viciously attack her ability to solve quadratic equations and use gel Continue reading
Jar of Nutella destroys family home and kills pet dogs
This is a call to arms. Every year, one person is injured in a Nutella related accident. Government needs to Continue reading
14 totally inappropriate logos that should never have got past quality control
Let’s do a Rorschach test! I see King Kong slipping on the Empire State Building and ended up in a Continue reading
What Would the World be Like if I was in Charge?
If I was in charge, I’d announce that everyone could wake up whenever they wanted to. I’d explain that my Continue reading
The Washing of Hands
Recently, I was in a large bookstore and had to urinate. I decided to find the washroom, rather than let Continue reading
Ghost Story
In a recent issue of Fortean Times (recommended reading), I learnt that Mitch Winehouse claims Amy Winehouse’s ghost returns to Continue reading
Trapped on a rock floating in space 