Jilted lover spends a week in KFC to try and get over her ex

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The top three things you never want to find in a jar of Marmite

The top three things you never want to find in a jar of Marmite: 3. Insects 2. Human hair 1. Continue reading →

Rebellious owl almost arrested for refusing to move for police

Under intense questioning, police asked him what happened to the mouse. He kept his cool. His defiant blank stare gave Continue reading →

Woman has secret poo in supermarket aisle, then continues shopping

He had been working for B&M Bargains for just over a year. Trained in advanced broom and mop tactics, he Continue reading →

Grandma dialled wrong number when she had a fall – guy showed up to help her anyway

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Amazon delivery driver poos on customer’s driveway

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Woman threw dog poo at ex-husband after ‘finding details of 200 prostitutes on his laptop’

Disgruntled Ex-wife Discovery of Details of Prostitutes Escalation Scheme: 1) If you find 1 to 5 details of prostitutes – Continue reading →

Bodybuilder reveals how he almost died from ladybird bite

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