Topshop are ditching their unrealistic mannequins
Great Idea! Now all we have to do is get every other retailer to do the same; remove all those Continue reading
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Bestselling author, researcher and medical pioneer’s obituary opens by describing her as ‘overweight’ and ‘plain of feature’
If it’s any consolation, when Jennifer Aniston dies they’ll viciously attack her ability to solve quadratic equations and use gel Continue reading
Donald Trump’s in hot water yet again
I don’t think he’s President material. For example, his plan to hide all of America’s problems under a massive comb-over. Continue reading
Just a woman riding a motorbike completely naked (but she does have a helmet on)
That Kate Middleton! I thought her wild days were behind her. Now there’s nothing behind her.
UK minister apologises for Taiwan watch gaffe
In Canada, we have a variation on this superstition. If you are given a watch and it has “Made in Continue reading
Woman with ‘granny bum’ loses her entire bottom after botched bum lift
Her doctor says her bum problems are behind her.
Mother ‘eaten alive’ in her home by thousands of blood-sucking bed bugs
Looks like a bad case of German Shepherds to me. While you sleep, German Shepherds lead their herds of sheep Continue reading
Omar Sharif: Lawrence of Arabia star dies aged 83
When I was a kid, I’d get a very dark tan every summer. Mum used to say: “You look like Continue reading
Trapped on a rock floating in space 