Mother! – Film Review

  I understand there’s been a lot of discussion and speculation regarding what Mother! is about. For me, having just Continue reading →

Town flooded with chocolate after storage tank spilled across roads

In related news, a lorry packed with nuts skidded across the chocolate road and tore wide open upon tearing through Continue reading →

Thug wielding Samurai sword filmed threatening to ‘slice’ ice-cream van worker

In related news, the film rights have been snapped up by Steven Seagal. His next direct-to-DVD opus will be called Continue reading →

Restaurant gives diners water pistols to fight off chip-stealing seagulls

A flock of seagulls stole my chips and I ran, I ran so far away. I just ran, I ran Continue reading →

Cameron Straughan’s Author Spotlight

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100-year-old man says key to long life is daily mixed grills and red wine

Maybe that’s true, but let’s not discount the advantage of wearing a shirt and cardigan that blends in with the Continue reading →

Shoppers slam Peacocks for selling inflatable ‘perfect woman’ that doesn’t ‘nag’

A friend of mine bought one. His wife had a go at him for wasting money.  Then he couldn’t figure Continue reading →

A man was called a t**t by a water company in a letter they sent to customers

They neglected to mention that Tom wandered the neighbourhood stark naked, singing “Yellow Submarine” at the top of his voice Continue reading →