Guy has stomach pain, turns out to be parasitic ‘twin’ with teeth growing inside him

Stresses the importance of seeing your doctor for your annual evil-parasitic-twin-with-teeth check.

Wow, that’s generous: Sainsbury’s offers £1 marshmallows for a reduced price… of £1

  I don’t see what the big deal is. You can save even more money by purchasing 50p of pink Continue reading →

An afternoon exploring the ditches in Shoreditch

I was exploring ditches in Shoreditch when I saw what appeared to be the aftermath of a wedding party. I Continue reading →

My John Hughes Moment

I went to see Ferris Bueller’s Day Off with three friends. I ended up drawn into the film in more Continue reading →

Trio get their McNuggets out for trip to McDonald’s

New adult menu at McDonald’s – two White Russians served with chilled buns.

Cannabis ‘is 114 times safer than alcohol’

Wow, that’s some news; but I’m afraid it might be lost on its target audience. I can’t see heavy cannabis Continue reading →

A hospital texted a dead man asking him to rate his experience in A&E

Please rate your hospital experience by selecting one of the following numbers: 10 – Excellent 7 – Good 5 – Continue reading →

There’s going to be a remake of Kindergarten Cop – but Arnold Schwarzenegger won’t be in it

Still waiting for the remake of Turner & Hooch.