Hibernian star Jason Cummings dumped from squad after throwing McMuffins at McDonald’s staff
I’m no expert, but shouldn’t McDonald’s staff be awarded a penalty kick because he handled the McMuffins deliberately?
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London taxi boss: Cyclists are the ‘Isis of London’
Interesting analogy. On the other hand, cyclists think taxis are greedy capitalists whose unwavering belief in Manifest Destiny convinced them Continue reading
This Buddha statue is actually a mummified man
Hard on the outside, crunchy in the middle.
Jar of Nutella destroys family home and kills pet dogs
This is a call to arms. Every year, one person is injured in a Nutella related accident. Government needs to Continue reading
Woman sits next to couple breaking up on a plane and live tweets the whole thing
Please take a few moments now to locate your nearest exit. In some cases, your nearest exit may be behind Continue reading
Topshop are ditching their unrealistic mannequins
Great Idea! Now all we have to do is get every other retailer to do the same; remove all those Continue reading
Bestselling author, researcher and medical pioneer’s obituary opens by describing her as ‘overweight’ and ‘plain of feature’
If it’s any consolation, when Jennifer Aniston dies they’ll viciously attack her ability to solve quadratic equations and use gel Continue reading
Donald Trump’s in hot water yet again
I don’t think he’s President material. For example, his plan to hide all of America’s problems under a massive comb-over. Continue reading
Trapped on a rock floating in space 