Guy has stomach pain, turns out to be parasitic ‘twin’ with teeth growing inside him

Stresses the importance of seeing your doctor for your annual evil-parasitic-twin-with-teeth check.

Woman dies after GPS tells driver to go over demolished bridge

My GPS caused me to drive to Waco, Texas. Nothing odd about that, except I live in England. Incidentally, if Continue reading →

An afternoon exploring the ditches in Shoreditch

I was exploring ditches in Shoreditch when I saw what appeared to be the aftermath of a wedding party. I Continue reading →

My John Hughes Moment

I went to see Ferris Bueller’s Day Off with three friends. I ended up drawn into the film in more Continue reading →

Rail companies told to stop treating passengers ‘like criminals’

I agree! I got grilled by a rail employee the other day on route to London Victoria. Granted, I was Continue reading →

12 hilariously bad estate agent pictures guaranteed not to sell houses

Convenient for the junk mail.

This ‘egg’ was found in a man’s body

Children are being forced to grow up far too quickly. Just hide the Easter eggs in the grass and let Continue reading →

Daredevil Google exec jumps at 135,000ft and beats Felix Baumgartner’s skydive record

Then becomes trapped while trying to repair a tumble dryer, apparently.