10 reasons Kent is the place to be in 2015

I live in Chatham, Kent. I can tell things are getting better. On every street corner, Stella Artois Cidre, Monster Continue reading →

This website lets you see x-rays of all the weird things people have had stuck up their bums

Discovered in Kim Kardashian’s bum – two large pillows, a basketball and a pumpkin.

South Korea couple swallowed up by giant sinkhole

A convenient metaphor for the rest of their lives together. Ah, togetherness! But seriously, I wish I had that special Continue reading →

Better Thank Saul

“I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not going to take this anymore!” salutes the “Breaking Bad” spin-off “Better Call Continue reading →

Woman, 82, accused of stealing ‘Sexiest Fantasies”perfume “sure to drive any man wild”

They’re not telling the whole story here. She mistook it for a bottle of stewed prunes.

Probably the best bacon-looking scarf you’ll ever see

WARNING – DO NOT BUY ONE! I was walking across Regent Park wearing one, minding my own business, when I Continue reading →

Is ‘Jihadi John’ dead? Experts suggest Isis executioner was killed in airstrikes

They were big in the 80’s, but things have gone from bad to worse for the Ninja. ‘The Matrix’ cramped Continue reading →

FREE CONTEST – Enter to Win this Rare Contemporary Art Masterpiece!

I am very proud to present his striking portrait of an American Icon. Witness the bold colouring and disregard for Continue reading →