A convenient metaphor for the rest of their lives together. Ah, togetherness! But seriously, I wish I had that special lady by my side. I’m tired of falling into sinkholes by myself. All my friends are following into sinkholes with their partners; even their children are falling in. They’re always telling me that I need to find someone to sink into a hole with. Some of them I never hear from again, but that’s what happens when married couples fall into sinkholes. Alas, life is tough for the single guy.
Trapped on a rock floating in space 