Hammer test ‘shows London Underground tube seats are really dirty’

Now I know why Thor, God of Thunder, rarely takes the tube.

Seven reasons you’re not seeing your six pack

7. Need to roll over 6. Fat person sitting on your stomach 5. Minister demanded that you put on a Continue reading →

A police force has come up with a novel way to catch drug dealers

Thousands have been completed. However, they forgot to mention using all capital letters and black ink. The forms have been Continue reading →

Girl uses paint roller to apply fake tan, doesn’t quite work out the way she’d expected

My how British fashion has changed. Used to be people wanted to look powder-white with just a small painted on Continue reading →

Couple find lizard in can of tomatoes

I don’t see what the big deal is. This could have been avoided if only she read the warning on Continue reading →

Mum-to-be shows off incredible gymnastic skills while eight months pregnant – with twins

That’s how she got pregnant in the first place, oddly enough.

Woman named Heidi Creamer allegedly beat up her twin sister over a vibrator

I still prefer the classic Cain and Abel story I learnt in Sunday school, but it is interesting to note Continue reading →

George Bush breaks neck in fall at home

In related news, former Prime Minister Tony Blair has turned into a drooling, mindless, blubbering wreck and climbed up a Continue reading →