7. Need to roll over

6. Fat person sitting on your stomach

5. Minister demanded that you put on a shirt during funeral service

4. Cataracts

3. Focusing on perk buttocks at the moment

2. Sorry – too busy looking for a cure for cancer

1. A job, family, home and regular day-to-day activities that somehow take precedent over the perverse, selfish quest for irrelevant body shapes that have nothing to do with evolution and do not move us forward as a species.