9 things women can’t do – including science and Goodfellas
Only nine? Is that really so bad? As a matter of fact, I can think of at least 5 things Continue reading
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Boy, 9, suspended after threatening to make friend vanish with One Ring
When he tried to get back into the school the principal bellowed: “You … Shall … Not … Pass!!!”
Embarrassed by your coffee order? You’re not alone
It’s a free world. You should be able to order whatever you want. However, generally not a good idea to Continue reading
Man receives reply to message in a bottle… after 44 years
The reply said: “I’m sorry, we can’t read your handwriting. Can you please type it and re-send?”
Have police given up on cannabis offences?
So far this morning, I’ve learned that police have given up on policing “traditional crimes” and now cannabis offenses. I Continue reading
Avoiding the boyfriend question: What it’s like to have never had a long term relationship
This is rare – a mature, thoughtful piece of writing. Usually I’m making humorous comments about some of the absurd Continue reading
Balancing coins on your collarbone is the latest body shaming social media trend
I propose a challenge to see who can keep their elbow in their ear the longest.
Man in Speedos arrested after erecting deckchair to sunbathe on road in Shoreditch
Police identified the man as former movie star Steven Seagal.
Trapped on a rock floating in space 