‘Miracle baby’ born without a nose is one of just 37 in the world

  Ah, what a lovely child. It will enjoy a perfectly normal, happy childhood, aside from a few awkward moments Continue reading →

Low Expectations – Hard Times for the Rochester High Street ***UPDATE

UPDATE: My original letter is below, and here is the link to the article published at maidstoneandmedwaynews.co.uk. http://www.maidstoneandmedwaynews.co.uk/11-loved-lost-shops-Rochester-High-Street/story-27521017-detail/story.html I chose Continue reading →

Man hit by cruise ship sliding door wins £14million in compensation

Some things never change. Let’s face it – if this happened to a woman she’d get less and wouldn’t be Continue reading →

Now there’s a time limit on grief: £159 fines for mourners if funeral services overrun by just FIVE minutes

Being buried has never been so easy with our new menu: • A handful of soil, suitable for tossing onto Continue reading →

Man asks if he should take his dog to the vet only for Twitter to pile in

Thanks for sharing. Here is a picture of my cat, Sooty, who looks like a block of wood.

Kim Kardashian reveals her secret to the perfect cleavage – and it sounds painful

PLEASE NOTE – Kim Kardashian has large breasts and a big bottom. So cop a quick look and get over Continue reading →

An intern left a hidden message for his employer on a Post-It

This raises some important questions and startling revelations. For example, if he wrote the note on the first day of Continue reading →

Morrisons has launched a foot long sausage roll and it only costs £1

  I hope and pray that one day, when asked how tall I am, I will be able to proudly Continue reading →