Pushy Christmas Cards

Ever buy one of those bargain boxes full of Christmas cards with matching envelopes? Convenient, aren’t they? And cheap! A Continue reading →

The Sicilian Shirt Tag Quandary

I found these thoughtful sentiments on the tag of a shirt I bought. To be honest, the shirt does not Continue reading →

People are not okay with Tesco’s self-service checkouts wishing them a Merry Christmas

One of them asked me how my mother was. I took offence – what business is it of his? “He” Continue reading →

Mum horrified after her son discovers a spider in a loaf of Hovis

Hovis needs to get their act together. I bought a Hovis Medium Bag of Dead Spiders from an Asda in Continue reading →

Now you can clean your teeth using black toothpaste

Finally goths and emos, once resistant to the brush-once-a-day mentality, can enjoy the same degree of oral hygiene formally reserved Continue reading →

Boy, 3, scared to use the toilet after he was ‘drop-kicked by girl in Nando’s bathroom’

My neighbour’s son was dropped-kicked by a thirteen year old girl in in the KFC ladies toilet and he couldn’t Continue reading →

Teen leaves tip covered in poo for waitress

In some cultures this may be an acceptable social custom, although after years of intense research I have yet to Continue reading →

This Primark shopper got more than she bargained for when she checked the label of her new dress

I was shocked when I bought a bargain shirt and a message on the tag read: “My name is Juan Continue reading →