University offers course in ‘wasting time on the internet’ – Procrastinators, sign up now!
I belong to the National Association of Procrastinators. Please note that the meeting scheduled for this Wednesday has been postponed Continue reading
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Man receives reply to message in a bottle… after 44 years
The reply said: “I’m sorry, we can’t read your handwriting. Can you please type it and re-send?”
Have police given up on cannabis offences?
So far this morning, I’ve learned that police have given up on policing “traditional crimes” and now cannabis offenses. I Continue reading
Avoiding the boyfriend question: What it’s like to have never had a long term relationship
This is rare – a mature, thoughtful piece of writing. Usually I’m making humorous comments about some of the absurd Continue reading
London taxi boss: Cyclists are the ‘Isis of London’
Interesting analogy. On the other hand, cyclists think taxis are greedy capitalists whose unwavering belief in Manifest Destiny convinced them Continue reading
This Buddha statue is actually a mummified man
Hard on the outside, crunchy in the middle.
Balancing coins on your collarbone is the latest body shaming social media trend
I propose a challenge to see who can keep their elbow in their ear the longest.
Man in Speedos arrested after erecting deckchair to sunbathe on road in Shoreditch
Police identified the man as former movie star Steven Seagal.
Trapped on a rock floating in space 